Funny Clues to Identify a Work of Art

We have some funny clues to identify works of art from many famous artists:

If everyone has some kind of body malformation, then it’s a Picasso.

If everyone in the picture has a big butt, then it’s a Rubens.

If it is something you could see in a LSD trip, it is a Dalí

If everyone (including women) resemble Putin, it is a Van Eyck.

If all men look like women with curly hair and cow’s eyes, it is a Caravaggio.

If the image has a dark background and everybody have tortured expressions on their faces, it is Titian.

If in the paintings there are a lot of small people, but other than that everything seems normal, it is Bruegel.

If in the paintings there are a lot of small people, but there are also a lot of crazy stuff going on, it is Bosch.

If the models look like a vagrant illuminated only by a dim light, it is a Rembrandt.

If the painting portraits some plump cupids, is Boucher.

If everyone is beautiful, is naked, and hot, it is Michelangelo.

If you see a dancer, it is from Degas.

If every figure is highly contrasted and expanded, the environment is very blue and all men have bearded and emaciated faces, it is El Greco.

If each painting is a portrait of a unibrow woman, it is Frida.

Spotted light, but no people, is Monet

Spotted light and happy people in a party, is Renoir.

Spotted light and unhappy people in a party, it is Manet.

Landscapes of The Lord of the Rings with a strange blue mist and always the same Madonna with wavy hair and aristocratic nose, is Da Vinci.

If it is an Excel sheet with colored squares, it is a Mondrian.

Enjoy!

Cultura Inquieta